I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid
  • Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?
  • Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I'm gonna use it.
  • Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
  • Girl: -Speechless-
  • Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
  • Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
  • Me: No, your other chin.
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